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Spring '25: PCT Desert Section Sobo
Summer '25: Yukon River 2,000 Mile Paddle
Fall '25: American Discovery Trail Moab -> San Francisco
Thanksgiving '25: Bonaire Dive Trip
Christmas '25: Palau Dive Trip
Spring '26 Wales Coastal Path
Summer '26 Hextatrek
Fall '26 TBD
Summer 2027 North Country Trail?

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Email: matthew.hengst@gmail.com (or message me on Instagram)

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About Us

All About Matthew "Masochist" Hengst & Jen "Tasty Taters" Blackie


Major Video Series

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(aka Florida Trail, Pinhoti Trail, Appalachian Trail, International Appalachian Trail)
116 episodes, 302 days


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These are the same content as the trips above but shortened so each day is usually less than a minute. 


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51 episodes, 58 days

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5+1 episodes, 5 days


Shorter Hiking Trips

These are generally shorter trips we've done in between our bigger adventures but still in the daily vlog format

7 episodes

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14 episodes
Aborted due to snow levels. Turned into Grand Enchantment after that


3 episodes


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12 Episodes, 12 Days

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3 Episodes, 3 Days


Scuba Diving Trips

12 Episodes (In Progress)

8 Episodes

8 Episodes

9 Episodes



Older Writeups



This is an older abandoned route in the Sierra Nevada originally intended as a western alternative to the John Muir Trail

Podcasts I've appeared on

2022-01 


San Mateo Backpacking Loop AKA My 70 Mile Thru Hike Conditioning Trip In Orange County

February 16th to 19th, 2022 
Day 1 18.7 miles, 3,950'
Day 2 20 miles, 3,700'
Day 3 20.6 miles, 3,000'
Day 4 11.3 miles, 2,200'
Total 70.6 miles, 12,850'

Welcome to another episode of my continuing search for good warmup trips to do before the main PCT / CDT / AT long distance summer hiking season. This year since I was tied to Orange County until early March due to volunteer commitments I started looking at one of the lesser known wilderness areas: San Mateo.


San Mateo Wilderness is basically the area south of Ortega Highway bounded in by various bits of private property and then the military base to the south. I've most commonly visited it to hike Sitton Peak from the Bear Canyon / Candy Store trailhead off Ortega but I did do an overnight Sierra Club trip backpack out there years ago to Fisherman's Camp which is actually a lot nicer than you'd expect considering the area. There are even swimming holes back there.

I set out to come up with the biggest multi-day loop that made sense. While overnight camping is legal the area is bounded on the north by a large no over night camping zone and to the south with a no entry allowed military base. I picked the San Juan / Hot Springs Trailhead to start at a short distance from Caspers Park because it was the easiest to access. 

This turned out to be my new favorite local conditioning trip. At least when fire closures don't get in the way.