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We are currently off trail

Upcoming Plans

We've been dealing with some major medical issues the last few months. As a result our Summer '25 plans are sadly delayed.

2025 Health Struggles
Median Arcuate Ligament Syndrome (MALS) & Henoch-Schönlein purpura (HSP)


Fall '25: Big SEKI Sierra Loop + Arizona Trail or Mogollon Rim Trail
Thanksgiving '25: Bonaire Dive Trip
Christmas '25: Palau Dive Trip
Spring '26: ???
Summer '26: Yukon River 2,000 Mile Paddle
Fall '26: American Discovery Trail Moab -> San Francisco
Spring '27 Wales Coastal Path
Summer '27 Hextatrek
Fall '27 TBD
Summer 2028 North Country Trail?
2029+ Lots more things unless I'm dead 

YouTube: First Church of the Masochist Hikes
Instagram: @mattonamtn
Email: matthew.hengst@gmail.com (or message me on Instagram)

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About Us

All About Matthew "Masochist" Hengst & Jen "Tasty Taters" Blackie

How I make these videos on trail

Hitting SOS on the CDT


Major Video Series

176 Episodes, lots of days

75 episodes, 75 days

(aka Florida Trail, Pinhoti Trail, Appalachian Trail, and several sections of the International Appalachian Trail ending at the northern tip of Nova Scotia)
116 episodes, 302 days


Condensed Trips / Highlight Reels

These are made the same content as the daily trip videos above but shortened so each day is usually just a minute or two. We love these and they're our favorite way to look back at our adventures.


Shorter Thru Hiking Trails


51 episodes, 58 days

29 episodes, 30 days

7 episodes

10 episodes, 10 days

5+1 episodes, 5 days


Shorter Hiking Trips

These are generally shorter trips we've done in between our bigger adventures but still in the daily vlog format

7 episodes

6 episodes

14 episodes
Aborted due to snow levels. Turned into Grand Enchantment after that


3 episodes


Shorter Paddle Trips

12 Episodes, 12 Days

8 Episodes, 8 Days

3 Episodes, 3 Days



Scuba Diving Trips

12 Episodes (In Progress)

8 Episodes

8 Episodes

9 Episodes



Older Writeups



This is an older abandoned route in the Sierra Nevada originally intended as a western alternative to the John Muir Trail

Podcasts I've appeared on



My Favorite Thru Hiking Camp Shoe: The Walmart Special All Foam Flip Flop


 
The search for the perfect backpacking camp shoe is one of those topics that seems to generate a fair amount of online postings. Some folks proudly do without or just run around in loosened trail runners while others justify various specialized (and usually expensive) options from vendors like Xeros or ZPacks.

After trying a number of different solutions this is what currently works best for me: $5 -ish Walmart foam and cloth flip flops.