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We are Masochist & Tasty Taters, a slightly jaded ex-IT worker and a turtle-loving high school teacher documenting long distance hiking, paddling, and scuba diving adventures one miserable/wonderful day at a time.
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Our lifestyle is funded on a teacher's salary and a lot of optimism. We love sharing our adventures and if you would like to contribute to future plans see below.

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Want to get in touch or physically mail us something? Reach us at matthew.hengst@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @mattonamtn